I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ... twice. And after mastering Latin, I became an international super spy.

Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred.

Okay, fine. I exaggerate just a smidge. But I do make some pretty nifty guitars; and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class.